The Legend of Ophelia Vale
Cast of Characters
Ophelia Vale/Jo: A 27 year old woman. (also a 32 year old woman later) Rock star. Vocalist and Lead Guitar for Ophelia Drowning. Aggressive, ambitious personality. Mystery surrounds her, conflicting stories. She is a self made women of sorts, but she often gets compared to an angry child. Five years ago, she disappeared right before a tour promoting her band’s new album. The only character who sings. /Jo is the bartender of a dive bar about 100 miles away that Christina finds during her investigation.
Christina Kagan:Also 27, but 27 now as opposed to Ophelia’s 27 five years ago. She is also strong, but in a very different way. She does not see herself as oppressed, but because she believes what she has been told—that women can now do anything they want to do. Christina is a reporter at the local paper. For the fifth year anniversary of Ophelia’s disappearance, she has been assigned with writing a piece about Ophelia and what might have happened to her. Christina was never a fan and thought Ophelia was a pushy bitch.
Ryan Everett:Christina’s live in boyfriend. He sees himself as pretty laid back. He cannot stand Ophelia Vale. He doesn’t believe there is inequality and believes that women now seem to get jobs possibly even over men because they are women.
Interviewer:Ophelia Vale is seen/heard throughout most of the play through interviews that Christina is listening to during her investigation of Ophelia Vale. The interviewer asks the questions. Ideally, Ophelia and the Interviewer will bracket the stage when Ophelia is not with the band.
Celia (CiCi) Murphy: Christina’s best friend.
Ty Donovan:Bassist for Ophelia Drowning and also Ophelia Vale’s ex.
Radio D.J.: Can be the same person as Interviewer
Bartender:Works at the bar in the second act. Can be male or female.
Lauren James:Another best friend of Christina’s
Scene
ACT I
An apartment where we see a den, a door into the apartment, a door into the bedroom, a kitchenette a couch down center, coffee
table. A turntable like desk with a radio on it. On both sides of the stage, down on the thrust are two booths, set up like radio DJ booths. On one side is the INTERVIEWER. On the other side is the “guest” booth for Ophelia when she is not down with the band. The band will be set up in front of the stage and to the side below OPHELIA’s booth. There should be an access point
so that OPHELIA can get down to the band.
ACT II
Upstage will still be the apartment, but a table and chair for a café down should be placed in front of stage left on the floor on the other side from the band. Before scene 10 the down stage portion of the apartment will need to be converted to a small bar.
Time
2001. Interviews are from 1996.
Act I
Scene 1
(Apartment with a door stage right at the top
of the stage before going on to the thrust.
There is another door up stageright that
leads to the bedroom. Stage left there is a
kitchenette and down on the thrust is a
living room type of area. In the room is a
turntable with a radio. The band is set up
audience level and lights open with the back
lights showing a dimmed apartment and
concert lights on the band. OPHELIA is down
front with the band. She has a distressed
prom queen rock star vibe about her.
Either a buzzer should sound over any of OPHELIA’s swears, or the actress can pause
like a glottal so it sounds like the word
was fuzzed up for FCC approval.)
OPHELIA
#1 RAGE MEDUSA
LONG HAIR FLOWING FREELY
SNAKES BITING BACK THE RAGE
TORN LIPS, DAMAGED SEETHING
PAIN STONE, INSIDE OUT.
RAGE MEDUSA, FIRE HEART
SEARING VENGENCE FROM THE START
RAGE MEDUSA, FIRE SOUL
FUCKED BEYOND, NEVER WHOLE.
DRAWN DARK, FORCED HIDING
NEVER LOOK INSIDE SAME
PAINTED DEMON, IGNORE STRAIN
HONEYED EYES, BEAUTIFUL UGLY
RAGE MEDUSA, FIRE HEART
SEARING VENGEANCE FROM THE START
RAGE MEDUSA, FIRE SOUL
FUCKED BEYOND, NEVER WHOLE.
RAGE MEDUSA
RAGE MEDUSA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH.
VICTIM AGGRESSOR, BEAUTY PUBLIC
ASKING FOR IT, LIT DESIRE
TERROR PURE, EMPTY SWOLLEN
FINDING SELF, GONE FOREVER
RAGE MEDUSA, FIRE HEART
SEARING VENGENCE FROM THE START
RAGE MEDUSA, FIRE SOUL
FUCKED BEYOND, NEVER WHOLE
RAGE MEDUSA, FIRE HEART
SEARING VENGENCE FROM THE START
RAGE MEDUSA, FIRE SOUL
FUCKED BEYOND, NEVER WHOLE
(lights go out on the band OPHELIA moves
to the booth. The lights go on both
booths, and lights brighten but not go to
full brightness on the apartment. CHRISTINA comes out of the bedroom, she has a notepad and paper on the coffee table, getting herself another cup of coffee, but clearly listening to the interview that is playing on the “radio”.)
Scene 2
OPHELIA
It’s about being angry and shit. Being blamed and then having to live with the ugliness. Embracing it.
INTERVIEWER
Embracing it? Medusa was a monster with snakes for hair that turned men to stone and—
OPHELIA
Yeah, that’s what she became, sure. But do you know the whole story—like the myth how she got that way?
INTERVIEWER
Well I know she was slain by Perseus—
OPHELIA
That’s Perseus’s story—the male gaze. Do you know HER story?
INTERVIEWER
I don’t think I was taught that one.
OPHELIA
No. Our schools teach the male gaze, too. Making us read shit like The Red Pony and The Yearling all the while banning books like Are You there God, It’s me, Margaret. Like all guys feel it’s deep to talk about when a boy becomes a man. What about when a girl becomes a woman? No one cares because the Patriarchy has already decided. A girl becomes a woman when she looks fuckable. Why else would the media use the term “underage women”? How about a fucking CHILD? Oh wait. Oops.
INTERVIEWER
Naw, it’s cool. We have you on a delay so we can edit it.
OPHELIA
(sarcastically)
Super.
(then back to her prior tangent on Medusa)
So Medusa was beautiful and while she was in the temple of Athena, she was attacked and raped by—well, accounts vary. Some myths say Zeus raped her. Some say it was Poseidon. Regardless, someone forced his dick in her. Athena was pissed—patriarchal Greek culture says it was because her temple was “defiled” (air quotes). So SHE was blamed, cursed for being raped.
INTERVIEWER
Cursed for being raped? That’s…horrible…
OPHELIA
Yeah, well, not much different than today, really. Women are blamed for being raped all the time. How many times have we been told we asked for it, blamed for the actions of male aggressors.
INTERVIEWER
I thought you said you weren’t a feminist. That sounds pretty male hate to me.
OPHELIA
It’s not about some word used to divide men and women, it’s about truth.
INTERVIEWER
Feminism?
OPHELIA
I don’t see myself as a feminist. It’s a construct created so we can be judged, dismissed. My music is my music. Truth.
INTERVIEWER
Like those punk bands that started getting underground popularity in Seattle and Minneapolis a few years ago?
OPHELIA
Fuck no. They’re using music to promote their activism. It’s supposed to be about the music. Most of them can’t even play their fucking instruments.
RADIO D.J.
Woah, quite a few bleep outs in that interview…Almost feel like I’m putting on a George Carlin show! Hard to believe this week marks five years since Ophelia Vale disappeared. Also hard to believe that today, with a new millennium and all that someone could still disappear without a trace. So this week we’re running all the interviews, all the music, all the…
(While RADIO DJ is talking, RYAN walks out of the bedroom with two ties, one blue, one teal, shuts off the radio and says…)
RYAN
Chrissy, which one?
CHRISTINA
Hey, I was listening to that.
RYAN
I gotta get going. Which one?
CHRISTINA
The blue one.
RYAN
They’re both blue.
CHRISTINA
No, that one is teal.
RYAN
That is a kind of blue.
CHRISTINA
Closer to green. But still, I was listening to that.
RYAN
Why? You didn’t listen to her back when she was something. Why listen now?
CHRISTINA
I told you already. The article.
RYAN
Right. The society column.
CHRISTINA
Well, yeah, but if I can find something—It could be so much more.
RYAN
What, like finding Ophelia? After all this time? I’m sure her rabid fan base already scoured and scorched the world looking for her. What do you hope to find?
CHRISTINA
Thanks for your support.
RYAN
Well, Chrissy, don’t you think this is a little out of your league? You’re not an investigative journalist.
CHRISTINA
Not yet, but if they see what I can do, maybe I could be.
RYAN
(dismissive)
Ok, well, good luck with that. I’ve got to get to work.
(exits and CHRISTINA goes over to the radio turning it on.)
OPHELIA
Dreams? Well, I had this one dream I was horseback riding—and since everyone knows about the horseback beach fiasco—I’m sure you can guess how I felt about that. And I’m trying to flee this purple cloud of plague that burns the flesh from your bones and just as I am about to hit the cloud--well, I woke up.
INTERVIEWER
Scary dream…
OPHELIA
Especially since I had the dream when I was eleven. Right before we all started hearing a lot about AIDs.
INTERVIEWER
Are you saying you’re psychic then? I’ve heard you’re a practicing witch.
OPHELIA
Witch? Well, no, not really. Pagan, maybe. Sometimes my dreams take a prophetic turn. I dreamed I had sex with a blond tech guy at Lalapalooza, but it was rape and people didn’t believe me because he’s such a nice, introverted guy and it just made me start doubting myself--being more worried about his future than my own.
INTERVIEWER
And it happened??
OPHELIA
Happened, happens…more often and to more women than I can count. I did have another dream where my mom was Francis Farmer’s mom and I essentially became her.
INTERVIEWER
Francis Farmer?
OPHELIA
Well, yeah, but in a different way. But no, her mom.
INTERVIEWER
Okay…
OPHELIA
Which is probably why I’m not in a rush to have kids. Ever.
(blackout)
Scene 3
(CHRISTINA is talking on the phone. Her friend, CICI, is also there on the couch)
CHRISTINA
Ok, But what about the parameters…Yeah, but finding may be…ok, but…ok…
CICI
Didn’t go so well then?
CHRISTINA
I just don’t know what to do.
CICI
We’re back in high school. What is the assignment.
CHRISTINA
Now he WANTS me to FIND Ophelia Vale. I mean yeah, I wanted to do more than just a small society piece, but I’m not a P.I.
CICI
Find her? Wow. Like how many people have been looking for her for five years.
CHRISTINA
That’s what Ryan said.
CICI
Well in that, he’s right. I mean this chick is smoke. Just gone. Murdered, suicide—maybe she just went on some drug induced trip and was struck with permanent amnesia.
CHRISTINA
Drugs? I mean she was controversy galore—but drugs? I don’t remember hearing that one.
CICI
Sure. They all did in that scene. Those that are still alive probably still do. Something about the stress, fame, maybe just attention. Such an attention whore. Remember when she flashed everyone in that MTV interview? What the hell.
CHRISTINA
Yeah, Lauren was so into her though.
CICI
I never understood that. I think she still is. Like she was some kind of hero. So weird. You should talk to her. But hey, how are things going with Ryan?
CHRISTINA
I don’t know. He’s busy at work. Thinks I should clean up more.
CICI
Such a pig.
CHRISTINA
No, he works all day at the office and I don’t.
CICI
You work all day.
CHRISTINA
Here though. Technically I’m only in the office part time.
CICI
Yeah, but with most of your writing at home and so much of you is in your writing anyway, you can’t get away from it.
CHRISTINA
I don’t think he sees it that way.
CICI
Why the hell not?
CHRISTINA
Mom says men aren’t wired that way. I thought it would be different for us. You know, Mom fought to keep a job after marriage, said they made equality happen. Their bra burning, being strong, opinionated. But it seems like, I don’t know. I just don’t get it.
OPHELIA
Everyone says hey, don’t let a man, even your dad, tell you you’re fat, tell you you’re unattractive, tell you you’re not good enough. But what if it’s your mom? How do you reconcile that? Boomer women promoted this shit. Like Spartan women, keeping up toxic ideals of the male warrior. “Come back with your shield or on it.” Boomer women have held us to these crazy standards—it was expected of me so damn it, it’s expected of you.
Scene 4
OPHELIA
#2 IN THE WOODS
TAKEN BABY DOLL
YOUTH ERASED, GONE
MEMORIES SEALED
TAKEN BABY DOLL YOUTH GONE, ERASED
CAN’T ESCAPE
LOST IN THE WOODS
TREES SURROUND
LOST IN THE WOODS
THORNS TO THE GROUND
LOST IN THE WOODS
TREES SURROUND
LOST IN THE WOODS
THORNS TO THE GROUND
GUILT, TERROR, WHO IS SHE?
DIRTY DOLL, LOSER
BLIND, DEVOUR, WHAT IS IT?
DIRTY DOLL, LIAR
TAKEN IN THE WOODS
TREES SURROUND
TAKEN IN THE WOODS
THORNS TO THE GROUND
TAKEN IN THE WOODS
TREES SURROUND
TAKEN IN THE WOODS
THORNS TO THE GROUND
BACK TO ME, WILD RAGE
NOT YOURS. MINE IS MINE
IN THE WOODS
POWER ETERNAL
TAKING BACK THE WOODS
TREES SURROUND
TAKING BACK THE WOODS
THORNS TO THE GROUND
TAKING BACK THE WOODS
TREES SURROUND
TAKING BACK THE WOODS
THORNS
Scene 5
INTERVIEWER
So how about Gen X? Being a member of that generation? The feeling out there that you’re the first generation, the only generation this century, that did not have a war, but still haven’t been able to reach the majesty of the previous generations—seen as slackers, lost.
OPHELIA
Kind of a loaded, fighting words type of fucking question, isn’t it? I mean let’s take a look at why, for Christ’s sake.
INTERVIEWER
So why? What is going on with you guys?
OPHELIA
An entire generation of fucking Estellas. That’s what.
INTERVIEWER
Stella? Like--STELLA!!!!!
OPHELIA
Not even. Estella as in Dickens. You know, the chick Pip wanted so badly in Great Expectations who wound up in a loveless marriage because she didn’t believe she was worthy of love. You know, the world sucked and we’d only be hurt anyway.
INTERVIEWER
Wait, I had to read that one. But didn’t she wind up with Pip?
OPHELIA
So much revisionism accepted as fact. The readers hated the ending so much that Dickens was strong armed into changing it for the second publishing. Or something like that. I totally related to Estella.
INTERVIEWER
But I don’t see how this…
OPHELIA
Because the Boomers were coddled. Because of the horrors of World War II, the quote “Greatest Generation” and early Silents wanted them to have a good life, an easy life—mom home, stable family—they were told hiding under desks would save them from a nuclear blast and subsequent fallout, for Christ’s sake. So when they were shuffled off to war? Lost friends in the jungle? They didn’t know what to do. It broke them—So like Miss Havisham, they wanted to show us the truth about life so we weren’t broken when the shit went down like they were when it happened. What they didn’t realize is that they just made us old before our time.
INTERVIEWER
But you didn’t live under the lie.
OPHELIA
Sure, we didn’t do the duck’n’cover drills. But it wasn’t because the threat of nuclear war was gone. It was still a reality, but we also knew hiding under desks or running outside wasn’t going to do anything. That nothing we did mattered. So why bother?
Scene 6
(CHRISTINA is cleaning. She has the radio
on in the background.)
OPHELIA
Soooo many musicians didn’t make the Return of Saturn. Really, 27 is just the beginning of it—like that last quarter mile of a race. You can see the finish line but its so close and so far at the same time. 27 is just the beginning of it and look who we’ve already lost to that? And for women, you might as well be dead. No woman over 27 is allowed to be seen as a sex symbol. Men become silver foxes—the world just sees women as old. And it sucks because there is never a time when our opinions count. You’re too young for your opinion to matter until you’re too old for your opinion to be relevant.
INTERVIEWER
Wait, back that up—the return of what?
OPHELIA
Saturn. The Return of Saturn. An astrological term—Saturn takes about 29 Earth years to go around the sun, so around 27, Saturn gets closer to where it was in the night sky about the time you were born. Brings a real shit storm.
INTERVIEWER
Ahem, Crapstorm? How?
OPHELIA
Who knows? Who ever knows what form the destructor is going to take? But they do say that if you have an easy time for your first Saturn return, your mid 50s are gonna suck. May not matter for many of us. Not many old Rockers.
(RYAN enters)
RYAN
You’re still listening to this shit?
CHRISTINA
I’m trying to get as much research in as possible on her. But there is a lot of interesting stuff here.
RYAN
Come on, you always thought this chick was nuts. I mean we’re on zodiac shit now?
CHRISTINA
She’s not wrong though.
RYAN
About how Saturn’s position in the sky dictates our lives? I mean come ON…
CHRISTINA
Well, she’s right about 27 being an age cut off, people dying—I mean things do seem to change. It’s like there aren’t any excuses anymore. Everyone sees you as an adult.
RYAN
People see you as an adult after you graduate from college.
CHRISTINA
And women are looked at differently—I—
RYAN
Oh, please. You’re a journalist—you got what you wanted.
CHRISTINA
Did I? I have the same degree as Neil, we’re the same age and he is getting actual local stories to write every week and aside from this Ophelia Vale thing the biggest story I’ve gotten to work on is the opening of the new Spirituality store.
RYAN
Maybe his writing is different?
CHRISTINA
Different?
RYAN
Straight forward?
CHRISTINA
Straight forward?
RYAN
Less flowery?
CHRISTINA
What is that supposed to mean? I won awards in school for my writing. My writing got me a scholarship. And one of my stories was published in a book my advisor published.
RYAN
In school though. Didn’t your adviser have a crush on you? I—
CHRISTINA
Are you saying I only got recognition because of my looks?
RYAN
I’m saying you can’t deny the possibility that—
CHRISTINA
I can’t believe you right now.
RYAN
I just think—look, Chrissy, I don’t want to fight.
CHRISTINA
No, Please continue…
RYAN
Really, just, let’s not be difficult.
CHRISTINA
Let’s not be difficult???
RYAN
Look, I’m sorry. I’ll just—I need to go for a walk.
INTERVIEWER
Truth time.
OPHELIA
Uh oh.
INTERVIEWER
No, really. Get real with me for a minute here.
OPHELIA
Wow. I’ve never been someone who flaunted a masked personality.
INTERVIEWER
Well, no.
OPHELIA
I always feel authentic to myself.
INTERVIEWER
But I—
OPHELIA
Just being my authentic difficult self. But, shoot.
INTERVIEWER
There are rumors out there—
OPHELIA
Dangerous beginning.
INTERVIEWER
I know, right?
OPHELIA
Huh.
INTERVIEWER
Rumors circulating about your song “Echoes”.
OPHELIA
Ah yes.
INTERVIEWER
What is it about?
OPHELIA
Beyond that it is about a toxic relationship?
INTERVIEWER
Is it more than that? Some feel the lyrics seem more personal—a state of mind.
OPHELIA
That’s the thing about art, isn’t it? Music isn’t about having a voice or even being kick ass at shredding guitar solos, but that feeling you can relay, share with your audience.
INTERVIEWER
OK, but this song, it almost sounds like you’re contemplating taking your own life—and how is that good for your fans? Aren’t you afraid someone might read into it and do that?
OPHELIA
Well, I hope not. Hey, audience—don’t try this at home! But often songs are about finding your pain, your darkness, and using it to create. Actors have this thing called Method. It’s a type of acting using your own experiences, feelings, to create a more authentic character.
INTERVIEWER
There’s that word again!
OPHELIA
Yes, its all about authenticity, but I use a singer form of Method to create music. It brings the music alive for my fans.
INTERVIEWER
But how do you harness that?
OPHELIA
You don’t. You die a little every time you’re on that stage.
Scene 7
OPHELIA
#3 ECHOES
ECHOES IN MY HEAD
THOUGHTS CLING TO ME
BETTER OFF DEAD?
TORMENT PONDERANCE FREE
TRYING TO MAKE OUT
ALL THE BLINDING RAGE
WHAT IS IT ABOUT?
DID YOU LOVE ME?
DID YOU WHEN YOU LOCKED
ME IN THE CAGE?
ECHOES IN MY HEAD
HOW YOU’VE CHANGED ME
WALKED IN SILENT RAGE
IS ANYTHING MEANT TO BE
PICKING UP THE MESS
YOU HAVE LEFT FOR ME
WHERE DO I GO NOW?
YOU HAVE LEFT ME
LEFT ME WITH SOUL UNDRESSED.
ECHOES IN MY HEAD
ETERNAL QUESTIONNING GAUGE
CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?
HAVE YOU TURNED THE PAGE?
MOVING FROM THE PAIN
FINDING SOMETHING NEW
CAN’T PULL BACK FROM THEN
LOST ETCHINGS
IN THE EXPRESSION OF YOU.
SCENE 8
(CHRISTINA and CICI are in the
apartment hanging out in the living
room. They have been listening to
the radio)
CICI
That’s like the only song of Ophelia’s I actually liked. It’s just raw. Still think the whole “suicidal druggie” angle was way overplayed.
CHRISTINA
She always seemed so grrrrrr though. I mean who could ever actually get her to feel like slitting her wrists the long way?
CICI
According to Sassy, it was her bassist.
CHRISTINA
You still read Sassy?
CICI
I read this years ago…but My little sister had a subscription until they stopped publishing it. There's some new one now. She has that.
CHRISTINA
Isn’t that weird? Your little sister is 23.
CICI
I don’t know, just—ok, fine, we both kinda read it.
CHRISTINA
Well, whatever, so that Ty Donovan guy, then? He’s local, isn’t he?
CICI
Yeah, I think so.
CHRISTINA
Imagine that. Imagine playing a song night after night about love going to shit with the actual subject of the shit relationship.
CICI
I don’t think they did—not for long anyway. That was on the second album “Foil Star Society”. Ophelia disappeared right before the tour was going to start. Don’t look at me like that. Lauren must have mentioned it…
INTERVIEWER
Why Foil Star Society?
OPHELIA
You know those little gummy licky stars they put on your school papers?
INTERVIEWER
Yes, I think most teachers have a jar of them.
OPHELIA
Exactly. That’s our society—always looking for a reward for doing things right. It’s fucking stupid. Who should be rewarded for fucking breathing?
Scene 9
INTERVIEWER
So playing in front of an audience is like dying?
OPHELIA
Sort of. It’s more the full sex/death analogy. It’s more like having sex in front of an audience. No, wait. That’s not right either. It’s like making love in front of an audience—it means something to you, you’re totally exposed, everyone can see your “o” face and they’re critiquing your performance.
INTERVIEWER
Why do it then? The fame? The money?
OPHELIA
The music.
INTERVIEWER
The music?
OPHELIA
Yeah. It’s as necessary to my life as, well, water.
INTERVIEWER
Your band name? What part, if any, does your analogy have to do with that? I just thought it was a Shakespeare reference.
OPHELIA
It is. In that Ophelia was used by powerful men and not allowed a will of her own until all she could do was take herself out of the equation.
INTERVIEWER
But again with the suicide component and—
30
OPHELIA
Should I put another “Kid’s don’t try this at home” caveat? But no, not necessarily. Taking yourself out of the equation can be as easy as leaving. Well, no, leaving’s not easy. But sometimes what other choice do you have? It’s more of a water thing really.
INTERVIEWER
Water thing?
OPHELIA
Like being adrift in the ocean and you’re so thirsty and all there is to drink is salt water and you know it will kill you but you’re beyond caring, you need it.
INTERVIEWER
I don’t get it—
OPHELIA
Music is water. Getting that hit, that recognition by a mass audience—it’s salt water.
(Lights up on apartment. RYAN
comes out of bedroom, CHRISTINA
following.)
CHRISTINA
Where are you going?
RYAN
Out.
CHRISTINA
We need to finish this.
RYAN
Why? What the hell, Chrissy.
CHRISTINA
I can’t go to the beach this weekend. I’m interviewing Ty Donovan about the story.
RYAN
You’ve got to be kidding me. I planned this as a special weekend for us.
CHRISTINA
But you never cleared it with me. I have responsibilities.
RYAN
Please, you could interview him next week!
CHRISTINA
No, he’s heading out of town on tour with his new band. I need to talk to him this weekend. You never checked with me before setting up the vacation.
RYAN
It was a surprise!
CHRISTINA
But you didn’t even ask me to keep the weekend open.
RYAN
That would have given it away.
CHRISTINA
It’s sweet that you thought of me, but it always has to be on your terms. We always go where you want to eat, when and where you want to go on vacation.
RYAN
You’ve always liked it when I’ve taken the initiative.
CHRISTINA
We’re supposed to be a team but you don’t discuss things with me. This effects both of us. And where are you going?
RYAN
I’m meeting Tom and Mike for drinks.
CHRISTINA
Fucking go then.
RYAN
See? You never swear! What has come over you? This fucking article!!
CHRISTINA
Ok for you though, right?
RYAN
Just don’t fucking wait up. I’ll take the couch.
(RYAN leaves and CHRISTINA puts on a tape or cd of Ophelia Drowing)
SCENE 10
OPHELIA
#4 ABSYNTHE THE GITS COVER
END ACT I
ACT II
Scene 1
OPHELIA
#5 DICKNAIL HOLE COVER
SCENE 2
(Christina is at the counter in
the kitchen, RYAN enters)
RYAN
(shuts off radio)
The fuck is this?
CHRISTINA
A cover done by Ophelia Drowning.
(turns back on)
INTERVIEWER
--said you would never do covers?
OPHELIA
No, I did say that. I’m not a fan of covers, doing other people’s shit and all, but it’s like hey, people connected with it and stories are universal, so--
RYAN
(shuts off again)
Haven’t you had enough of this shit?
CHRISTINA
I was listening to that.
RYAN
(not listening to CHRISTINA)
Like last night. I came home and you were passed out with the music blaring. You’re lucky the neighbors didn’t call the cops.
CHRISTINA
I can’t cut loose a bit? Put that back on. I think that was the interview about why she chose that song to cover.
RYAN
Song? It’s like two chords—and two chords she had to steal on top of that.
CHRISTINA
The hell Ryan. It is a song and she didn’t steal it—it’s a tribute. A powerful one.
RYAN
Powerful? Why? How? Because she’s yelling?
CHRISTINA
It’s an important song about abuse.
RYAN
Please, what does she personally know about abuse? Her father is a fucking corporate lawyer, she has never been without anything a day of her life. She went to boarding school.
CHRISTINA
All classes of people have problems, besides, it’s about rape and she--
RYAN
Chrissy, please, rape? That woman? She eats men for breakfast. She’s probably the abuser! If anything she—
CHRISTINA
Asked for it?
RYAN
(getting angry)
Don’t even start!
CHRISTINA
Oh my god, I can’t believe this! So if I wear leather pants, I’m asking for it?
RYAN
Maybe? I don’t know—Look. You don’t hang out where she did.
CHRISTINA
Boarding school?
RYAN
You know what I’m talking about.
CHRISTINA
I’ve heard interviews where she talks about being subjected to violence.
RYAN
This is fucking ridiculous.
CHRISTINA
I don’t understand why you’re getting so angry.
RYAN
Why are you sticking up for her? You hated her! You thought she was completely ridicious. Now all of a sudden she is some feminist goddess?
CHRISTINA
I was wrong before.
RYAN
You’re not like her. Your not one of those bitches that—
CHRISTINA
That what, Ryan?
RYAN
You’re not like her.
CHRISTINA
Bitches like what, Ryan?
RYAN
(speechless)
CHRISTINA
You know what? Fuck it. I’m out.
RYAN
What is this doing to you? Last night I thought it was the drinking making you foul mouthed.
CHRISTINA
Foul mouthed? Christ Ryan. You sound like my father.
RYAN
Well, someone needs to.
CHRISTINA
Needs to what, Ryan?
RYAN
(speechless)
CHRISTINA
That’s what I thought.
SCENE 3
OPHELIA
Acoustic set? You mean like— ukulele?
INTERVIEWER
(laughs)
No, no.
OPHELIA
Yeah, no. I’ve got a Tele for that.
INTERVIEWER
(laughs again)
No, I mean like MTV Unplugged—everyone’s doing it now!
OPHELIA
Maybe that’s the problem. Everyone’s doing it.
INTERVIEWER
Your fan base would love it!
OPHELIA
Ah, the fans. Once fame comes into play, you’re tight roping this hairline thin line separating authenticity and selling out. Besides, my music doesn’t really translate into acoustic.
INTERVIEWER
But I hear you’ve been working on some new stuff that does…
OPHELIA
And there it is.
INTERVIEWER
A lot of your fans, not to mention Rolling Stone, are very interested in this album’s potential. Where you will take the sound. So what is in store for us?
OPHELIA
(sighs)
Potential? Great. The toughest competition a girl has is her own potential.
SCENE 4
OPHELIA
#6 CLOSING TIME
SNOW FALLS SOFTLY
COLLECTS ON THE STREET
BEAUTIFUL BAGGAGE COMPLETELY
ABSORBED IN THE CITY HEAT
CLOSING TIME
END OF THE DAY
WALK THE LINE
LEAVE OR STAY
HERE ALL WE DO IS SETTLE
COLD ICY CAGE HOLDING ME
WHY DO YOU STAY DISCONTENTED?
WHY CAN’T I JUST LET IT BE?
CLOSING TIME
END OF THE DAY
WALK THE LINE
LEAVE OR STAY
CLOSING TIME
END OF THE DAY
WALK THE LINE
LEAVE OR STAY.
SCENE 5
(A small café. CICI and LAUREN are seated
drinking coffee.)
LAUREN
(taking a sip of coffee)
This is so not the medium roast.
CICI
I think you’ve been drinking too much of that dirty dishwater coffee.
LAUREN
Please, with my schedule, all that keeps me upright is coffee. I know my coffee.
CICI
Yeah, you’ve gotta be almost done now, don’t you?
LAUREN
Yeah, then I have to sit for the bar. Pay a gillion dollars for a bar review course. Because apparently I haven’t spent enough on four years of undergrad and four and a half years of law school.
CICI
Loans?
LAUREN
Resigned to the fact that I will be paying on those until I’m like 70.
CICI
Shit.
LAUREN
Heard from Chris.
CICI
Good—I told her to call you. She’s doing this thing about Ophelia Vale.
LAUREN
She mentioned it! I told her I kinda just figure she’ll show up one day back on the scene, you know?
CICI
You think she’ll come back?
LAUREN
Yeah, everyone loves a good comeback story. I just think she freaked about the whole “sellout” thing. You know how it is with musicians—they get all kinda “ooooo fame will be so awesome, not having to scrounge for everything cuz I’ve never held a job a day in my life.” And then they find out what it is actually like to not even be able to blow your nose without someone trying to keep the tissue. You start doing stuff that pre-sell out you claim you never would have done and then BAM. You are not who you are anymore.
CICI
True that.
LAUREN
She is meeting Ty Donovan today. Today. She doesn’t even KNOW how freaked out I am about this. But hey—we might need to schedule an intervention.
CICI
For Ty?
LAUREN
Chris, yo. She can stay at my apartment for a while. Hell, I’m never there. Always at the damn library. The apartment would at least get some use for the exorbitant rent.
CICI
I know there are issues, but—
LAUREN
There are issues within issues wrapped in a burrito served in a taco.
SCENE 6
INTERVIEWER
The band.
OPHELIA
The band?
INTERVIEWER
Ophelia Drowning.
OPHELIA
Yeah, that’s the band. What about?
INTERVIEWER
The members. So I have some questions. There are three of you—The drummer is currently Mick Brody. But that hasn’t always been the case.
OPHELIA
No. He replaced Kat Kraang.
INTERVIEWER
What happened there?
OPHELIA
Artistic differences? Not really a story. She chose another option. We wish her well.
INTERVIEWER
Your bassist is Ty Donovan.
OPHELIA
That doesn’t sound like a question.
INTERVIEWER
Doesn’t it though?
OPHELIA
Well if you are fishing for information on our would be relationship, there isn’t one.
INTERVIEWER
Isn’t or wasn’t?
OPHELIA
Were we together? More or less. But we didn’t want to be one of “those bands”.
INTERVIEWER
“Those bands”?
OPHELIA
Those bands.
SCENE 7
(the café)
TY
Not a day goes by that I don’t miss the band. Mick was becoming a good friend. And Ophelia, was Ophelia.
CHRISTINA
Was becoming a good friend? You guys aren’t friends anymore?
TY
We are, but it’s kinda a lot to play together without Ophelia. It doesn’t feel like we can play together with anyone else without it feeling like we are trying to recreate the band without her.
CHRISTINA
It seemed like there was a lot of drama with her--she seems so volatile—I have been listening to her interviews.
TY
She was. Is.
CHRISTINA
What do you think happened to her?
TY
I just think she needed a break. It’s a weird thing. When you look in the mirror and you don’t recognize the person staring back at you. When you feel like you don’t have control. Sometimes you just have to take yourself out of the situation.
CHRISTINA
She talked about that in an interview. Do you think that’s what happened?
TY
Yeah. She’ll come back when she is ready.
CHRISTINA
But that kinda leaves you guys high and dry. And you seem to have moved on? You are going on tour with your new band this coming week, right?
TY
Yeah, well it’s joining a band but not?
CHRISTINA
How does that work?
TY
With recording, you can have one person play a couple different instruments, or play lead guitar and rhythm guitar because recording happens in stages. Live, you don’t have that. So you need the extra bodies to texturize the sound. With this band, the rhythm guitar also plays bass on recordings, but live they need a bassist.
CHRISTINA
So you still get to get out there and have that audience—that live band experience.
TY
Yeah, but it isn’t just about the audience and that live experience. It’s about the drive to create and the need to share that creation. There are still stories to tell. But in the meantime, I don’t want to become irrelevant while I’m pining over the loss of how things were.
CHRISTINA
I was hoping we’d get to that.
TY
To what?
CHRISTINA
To the way things were—with the band.
TY
Being with a band where the music, the energy, the passion, the closeness all come together—it’s better than sex. That’s why I know she will be back.
CHRISTINA
People think she is dead.
TY
No way.
CHRISTINA
Wouldn’t someone somewhere have seen her if she was still alive though?
TY
People see what they want to see and don’t look any further. Hope the story works out for you. I’m sorry I didn’t have much to help you out.
CHRISTINA
You know, I was never a big Ophelia Vale fan. Never saw myself as a feminist. Didn’t think the world could ever change and I’ve learned over the past couple weeks just how complacent I’ve been. Ophelia’s been gone for five years and she is still teaching me stuff. This isn’t about the article anymore.
TY
There is someone else you could talk to that might be able to help you out more.
CHRISTINA
Mick? Yeah, do you have a good phone number for him? I—
TY
Nah, not Mick. Jo. A bartender down the coastal road about 100 miles.
CHRISTINA
Who was he? A roadie?
TY
Nah, just go talk to Jo. Good luck with your story.
SCENE 8
RYAN
How did the interview go?
CHRISTINA
It went well!
RYAN
So we can head out now?
CHRISTINA
But I told you I couldn’t get away this weekend.
RYAN
I figured that now that the reason you couldn’t go was done, we could head out.
CHRISTINA
I really can’t—I have to check something out and write all this up. I need to get the story done.
RYAN
But I waited for you. I’m trying to work with you here.
CHRISTINA
I’m sorry, it is just a bad weekend for me—maybe next weekend.
RYAN
I can’t next weekend, I already planned to go to the game with the guys, we’re tailgating.
CHRISTINA
We’ll have to put it off longer then.
RYAN
I don’t understand why we can’t go now.
CHRISTINA
I don’t understand why you won’t go next weekend. You want me to put off my job but you won’t reschedule a weekend with the boys for us?
RYAN
We have tickets!
CHRISTINA
Because you have no other friends that could use your ticket? That is what I mean, it is all about you!
RYAN
You’re always starting fights now. I don’t want to fight, I just want things to get back to normal between us.
CHRISTINA
Normal? You mean like where I just let you do whatever and act all grateful when you deign to spend time with me?
RYAN
Is that what you think I’m doing? It’s not. You’re the one who has changed, Chrissy!
CHRISTINA
Maybe I’m finally being me for the first time. And it’s Chris.
INTERVIEWER
Ophelia seems so formal—do you mind if I call you Fee?
OPHELIA
Yeah, I do.
INTERVIEWER
Don’t you have a nickname?
OPHELIA
When I was five. I don’t do nicknames.
INTERVIEWER
Your bassist goes by Ty. You call him Ty, not Tyrone.
OPHELIA
Ty does use a nickname. I do not. Especially where women are concerned, people give cute “I” ending nicknames to make you seem younger, childlike, take you less seriously. So a big no on that.
SCENE 9
OPHELIA
#7 LOST
LOOK INTO YOUR EYES ENTRANCES ME
DARKENED DEPTHS DISGUISE
NOTHING ELSE I SEE
WHERE ARE YOU TONIGHT?
I STRUGGLE TO SEE
LOST OBJECTIVE SIGHT
ARE YOU LOST TO ME?
KNOWING IT IS LOST
DREAMS ARE ALL GONE
MOVING ON WILL I SEE ANYTHING BUT YOU
PUSHING THROUGH THE LINE
FINDING INNER PEACE
ETERNALLY ALONE
AMBITION WILL NEVER CEASE
MOVING THROUGH THE CROWD
ALONE ON THE STREET
LEFT ALL TO MYSELF
THE BEST COMPANY
KNOWING IT IS LOST
DREAMS ARE ALL GONE
MOVING ON WILL I SEE
ANYONE BUT YOU.
WALKING THROUGH THE HALLS
FOCUSED ON MY PAIN
WORKING THROUGH THE LIES
STRUGGLING TO STAY SANE
YOU DON’T OWN ME NOW
PERSISTENTLY I STAY
I WILL FIND THE RISE
YOU HAVE NO MORE SAY
KNOWING IT IS LOST
THE DREAMS ARE ALL GONE
MOVING ON WILL I SEE
SOMETHING BETTER THAN YOU.
SCENE 10
(Small bar, empty, BARTENDER cleaning glasses)
CHRISTINA
Hi, I don’t know if I’m in the right place, but are you Joe?
BARTENDER
No, Jo’s taking a break. Who are you?
CHRISTINA
My names is Christina Kagan. Ty might have told Joe I was coming by. I’m doing this article and—
JO
It’s ok, Bruce/Brenda. I’ve got it.
CHRISTINA
I’m, uh…
JO
Speechless! I get that. Ty told me you were coming. Let’s go sit down in the corner.
CHRISTINA
But you’re…
JO
Nah, I get that a lot though. “Oh, you look like somebody!”
CHRISTINA
But you have to be!
JO
But if I was, don’t you think I would have been found out by now? Nah. Ty said something about you doing a piece for that local rag. Oh sorry—you work there, right?
CHRISTINA
Yeah.
JO
Ask for better assignments. No. Check that. Demand better assignments.
CHRISTINA
I’d like to keep my job.
JO
And that is exactly where they want your head to go. So why this article?
CHRISTINA
What do you mean?
JO
Why Ophelia Vale? Why now?
CHRISTINA
Why does Ty know where you are? I mean wasn’t the relationship toxic.
JO
Not Ophelia, remember? But as far as Ty is concerned, always remember that when your life is on stage, you’re taking on a role. Happy relationships and situations that spark no drama don’t make headlines.
CHRISTINA
Ty said that.
JO
He learned from the best. So what do you want to know?
CHRISTINA
Why?
JO
Why what? Why here? Why leave? Why Ty? I have a more important question for you. Why you?
CHRISTINA
Why me?
JO
That’s the question you’ve got to ask yourself. If the world has been searching for this bitch for 5 years, why would The Observer give you the story to find her?
CHRISTINA
You think they were hoping that I’d fail?
JO
Maybe? Or maybe they are hoping you find something. I mean five years has gone by—if Ophelia Vale died of a drug overdose or murdered by an abusive lover then she is a cautionary tale to women. Being like that woman will kill you! If she left everything to get married and have kids then it’s –see! Even the women screaming about equality really just want to be housewives and moms! Pick the story. And having a woman tell it? Well, we all spend far too much time doing the work for the patriarchy. But tell me more about you. Do you play an instrument?
CHRISTINA
What? No!
JO
Funny, I don’t know, something about you tells me you do, or should anyway. Hey, we have open mic night down here that is whatever you want it to be. Bounce off songs. Have fun. You should check it.
CHRISTINA
I don’t know, I mean I have no idea how to play.
JO
That hasn’t stopped many punk bands from starting. Some learned as they went. I’ve come to appreciate that over the last few years. We all have it—or many of us do anyway. I’ll bet you do.
CHRISTINA
Have what?
JO
The idea, the spark, the need to create. But how do we get the fire the blaze from there? Can that spark become the bonfire we envision in our heads? Can we do justice to it? Come down and check it out.
SCENE 11
OPHELIA
#8 MY PURGATORY
ISOLATION CALLS TO ME
STARING OUT THE WINDOW
THE WORLD CEASES TO BE
JUST AS FIELDS TURN YELLOW
WHO CAN TOUCH ME HERE?
TORRENT FILLS THE SORROW
WHO THE FUCK ARE WE?
LIVE ON THROUGH TOMORROW.
MY PURGATORY
SOLACE IN MY TERROR
MY PURGATORY
FACING THE WHENEVER
MY PURGATORY
SILENCE FILLS MY TERROR
MY PURGATORY
FACING THE WHENEVER
FIND UNHOLY PEACE
PENT UP RAGE MUST WITHER
THOUGHTS THRUST FORTH DON’T CEASE
WITH THE STORMY WEATHER
RAGE INTO THE STRENGTH
WRITTEN ON THE PAPER
LOSING SENSE OF FATE
FACING THE WHATEVER
MY PURGATORY
SOLACE IN MY TERROR
MY PURGATORY
FACING THE WHENEVER
MY PURGATORY
SILENCE FILLS MY TERROR
MY PURGATORY
FACING THE WHENEVER
HORRORS WE CAN’T SPEAK
LOST IN CONTEMPLATION
TOO MUCH TIME TO THINK
DOUBT REGURGITATION
LOST WITHIN THE SPACE
DARKNESS COLORS MATTER
HOPELESS MEETING HASTE
FACING THE WHATEVER
MY PURGATORY
SOLACE IN MY TERROR
MY PURGATORY
FACING THE WHENEVER
MY PURGATORY
SILENCE FILLS MY TERROR
MY PURGATORY
FACING THE WHENEVER
SCENE 12
(CHRISTINA comes out of the bedroom with
Suitcase, RYAN following)
CHRISTINA
I think that’s everything I need for now.
RYAN
Can’t we talk about this? Chrissy, you don’t have to leave.
CHRISTINA
Chris, and yes, I think I do.
RYAN
Leaving in anger isn’t the answer.
CHRISTINA
But I’m not. I’m tired, Ryan. I don’t want to fight.
RYAN
Then why are you leaving?
CHRISTINA
I can’t be here anymore. I can’t do this. Look, I’ll be staying at Lauren’s.
RYAN
But, I said I was sorry, I can work on things—we can work on things.
CHRISTINA
But I don’t want to. I want to work on me for a while. Look, it’s not all your fault. I’m not saying it is. Goodbye, Ryan.
RYAN
Goodbye,
(she exits)
RYAN
Chris.
SCENE 13
CHRISTINA
(The inside of the Bar on the stage
for open mic night. CHRISTINA has
a guitar and steps up to the front
of the stage.)
Hi. It’s my first time up here. I literally picked up this instrument two weeks ago. It was after I spoke to someone who told me I should—and right before I left my boyfriend of seven years. Like left. Took my clothes and moved in with a friend--left. I spent the next week writing an article. Initially, I was going to try to find someone who has been lost for years. Instead, I found myself.
This sounded better in my head. Maybe I’m not explaining it right.
It was awe inspiring, breathtaking, eyes glistening—in my head.
It was perfect.
In my head.
You know, the hardest part is the beginning.
Not the ending.
Not the climax.
It’s just getting started. Telling the story you need to tell.
The story you ache to tell.
Just get it out.
Begin now.
(lights out on stage)
SCENE 14
OPHELIA
#9 SECOND SKIN THE GITS COVER
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